A long time ago...

In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...





Darth Vader couldn't hold a candle to me...























But back in the early days...

When Daniel Boone and I roamed the woods....















Then came the colonial wars....

And the King was fightin' mad...































But we stood our ground...

And made a nation out of the wilderness...









But then came the War Between the States....

And here I am in camp....































And the war dragged on....



















But I was so smart I became a General...



















And when it was over, we buried the dead...

























Then came the Indian Wars...



















































Geronimo and I fought like dogs...













But that was then...

And this is now...