A long time ago...

In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...

Darth Vader couldn't hold a candle to me...

But back in the early days...

When Daniel Boone and I roamed the woods....

Then came the colonial wars....

And the King was fightin' mad...

But we stood our ground...

And made a nation out of the wilderness...

But then came the War Between the States....

And here I am in camp....

And the war dragged on....

But I was so smart I became a General...

And when it was over, we buried the dead...

Then came the Indian Wars...

Geronimo and I fought like dogs...

But that was then...

And this is now...